What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 03:18
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
An Optometrist Is Begging People To Stop This Common Habit ASAP - AOL.com
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can a 40-year-old date a 20-year-old?
No go.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Drug deaths plummet among young Americans as fentanyl carnage eases - NPR
Loons and Moons
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Resident Evil 9, Requiem, Announced At Summer Game Fest With Trailer And Release Date - GameSpot
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
FDA rushed out agency-wide AI tool—it’s not going well - Ars Technica
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC
share office space ...
No, not a chance
No way
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Target and Walmart tariff price hikes leak online from an unlikely source - Mashable
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones